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Sometimes I blog about candy but most of the time I talk about my dick.

yeahwriters:

Oh yes, let’s just sneeeak this little detail in to the end of the third-to-last paragraph.

From Marissa Mayer: Here’s Why I Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion | Business Insider

Is this even serious? You can’t expect any business to survive with no income, and if Tumblr started charging users I suspect the backlash would be outrageous. Also, this is a repost from Marissa Mayer’s personal Tumblr hence why she’s credited.

Scene/Rescene: Mindy On Her First Day of School - YouTube 

New Chris and Tami Short! These have become some of my favorite things to write. Shout out to Chris Trew, Tami Nelson, Mikey Felton, Britt Wright, and Jonathan Evans for making it happen.

ROMCOM IDEA

“The Meatloaf Queen” - A brave knight travels forward in time to marry New Jersey’s Queen of Meatloaf. A brassy 50 year old lady who participated in the world’s first true interracial gangbang. Now she owns The Meatloaf Palace, voted 6th shittiest restaurant in the world. Will he run for the hills when he catches VD? Will she break the curse that’s haunted her family for centuries?

writingprompts:

You’ve probably already seen this, but… just in case… Karen Hallion’s work is awesome. I’m putting a few of her Fairy Tale Who illustrations here on the writing prompts site because more than anything I’ve come across in a long time, I really want all of these stories to be told. 

@mrszombieprom

gocjhunt:

CHARACTER-A-DAY: FEB 26
Checkout Maureen

Things are not going well for Maureen. They never are. Would you like your meat in a separate bag?

Note: 
1.) This project will last until Saturday March 2nd.  This is so that I can end up with 30 characters total.  Even though I’m behind, I’m shooting to have all 30 done by March 2nd.  Let’s go.    

2.) Lipstick Tip #328: If you wear lipstick for longer than 15 minutes, it will start smelling like chocolate.   

This is very funny.

higregjohnson:

Why is this?

Greg Johnson

Only in New Orleans.

(via robdelaney)

Thanks to Lifehacker I now know that I’m neurotic or compulsive - I’m just extremely focused.

I just realized my daughter isn’t going to “know” the Taylor Swift of today who is running around all care free banging handsome dudes and writing songs about it. She’s going to know Taylor Swift at 35 who just realized that it doesn’t matter how much she’s done or how much she owns - the crushing loneliness is going to slowly close in on her like everybody else.

Anyway, love you Taylor. You’re the best.

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